The kidnapper narrowly escaped arrest, after a police ambush was foiled at Cellucity at the V&A Waterfront in Cape Town. The kidnapper purchased a brand new BlackBerry Curve, but dropped the phone and got away with only the box. Swart has received an anonymous tip-off that the kidnapper’s BlackBerry box has been found – somewhere [...]
A Perdeberg employee, who shall remain anonymous for now, has come forward with a disturbing piece of evidence: a photo of Riaan and Merlot that has been torn in half and left in the vineyards – by none other than Riaan’s girlfriend Estelle! Could this imply that Estelle is envious of the special bond that [...]
Perdeberg was recently tipped off about a mysterious set of zebra hoof prints found on the UCT rugby field. Detective Swart, the man in charge of the Missing Zebra case, went to investigate. He has issued the following statement: We examined the hoof prints and they are authentic. We are 99% certain that a zebra [...]
A quick-thinking community policeman spotted Mr Stripe’s circus travelling through McGregor over the weekend and managed to take a photo of the procession. On closer inspection, the zebra pulling Mr Stripe’s cart is definitely not Merlot. In fact, it is not a zebra at all, but rather a zorse or a zebrula – the offspring [...]
JUST IN! A programmer from George named Stiaan Pretorius has confessed to kidnapping Merlot. Stiaan (who goes by the nickname Stii) turned himself in to local police late last night, announcing that he was the ‘Perdeberg kidnapper’ and that he was keeping Merlot ‘in his back garden’. Detective Swart, who says he will remain sceptical [...]
