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Stii-rious waste of time

Stiaan Pretorius, the man who ‘confessed’ to kidnapping Merlot and turning him into a zebra skin rug, is bluffing.

Detective Swart has released the following statement:

“I searched Stiaan’s property and found absolutely no evidence that could link him to the case. We also questioned him for about 20 minutes, but found so many holes in his story that we advised him to go home and quit wasting our time. Stii is not a kidnapper; he’s an attention seeker. I’m amazed at what some people will do for a little publicity!”

One Comment

  1. Julia
    Posted March 31, 2009 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    I think I might have a clued on Merlon’s kidnapper’s, I would like a Blueberry Curve first before I say anything just so I
    know I am covered incase the kidnappers attack me…I need that
    phone to call for help…sure anyone will understand my point…
    even Merlon for sure will back me up on this one….anyone listening…Hello…!

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